Passing of an American Icon

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainmentcommunity. -The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. -Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. -Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, theHostess Twinkies, Duncan Hines, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. -Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly inshow business, but his later life was filled with turnovers and he wouldwaffle on many decisions. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie,wasting much of his earned dough on half-baked! schemes. -Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. -Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough. It was rumored that he also had another one in the oven.He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. -The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Feel the pain.